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“Oh, my life is hard too, i just broke a finger” BUG REAL! i think its all a conspiracy! not. Team BP knows that this has to work first time, so they found the technology they needed, a third mat. the first thing i said was that i will make America (i know, i know, i gave it away and told you the name) place grape again. Like Shrödeners cat. ]{well… No, but anyway (shows a picture of an old woman churning butter which is thick and black and worth a lot more than butter)}[Coming soon to you][this summer][and fall][and winter as well][lets just add spring too][The Lard of the Rigs] That was actually fun! In fact, if you DO actually make this into a movie, send it to me} Do you guys think I’m random enough? and dog bowls (just use little human bowls maybe?) Filed under: Hip-Hop/Rap, Music by revofive — Leave a comment. Since I died, i didn’t get any topics. I’m back! It says here, and I quote: “to use the walkie talkie, hold in that little button on the side o the walkie talkie”. But if you have, here is proof. Blackness? Mr. Hardy said that if he didn’t bring back the camera by tomorrow, he would have to emigrate to a Muslim country where he would be covered from head to toe, and Mr. Hardy would personally be sent from the school board to seek him out and assassinate him! Now I turned it into landscape and I feel so freeeeeee!!! Wow, I sure went off on a tangent. The end. And the he goes BWOWOWOWOW. I think that they’re bushes or something. DO NOT FORGET (at this point you should turn down the volume of your text reading device cause Im just gonna keep screaming (wait I guess that would just be changing the font size (Ill punish you if you didnt listen to me (AHAHAHAHA (I hope you now have a ringing in your ears now MWAHAHA (wait since your reading this would that be a ringing in your eyes? I guess I’ll just look it up on the Internet. I was having a dream and in it there was a pink sticky note. I did. Won’t that be great! !” In their house. One day it will tho, hopefully. Isn’t that fantamismo? Send an email to rainbowfluffysheep123@gmail.com, inquiring. Buy tickets now for only e = mc^2 easy payments of a=2b +- _|2c -4ab—3c! And the answer is… i don’t. through the first window to your left you’ll see the LoTeEvs roots’] You look up to see that the thing talking to you is.. a hummingbird! if everyone bought from their local shop, amazon would go out of business, but it hasnt. Do you lack the farming equipment of your dreams? I need to write more to fill my writer quota. Like ‘evaporation’, more like flying up to the sky knowing that it’s your final moment – ation! http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon". *chew* Find out what happens next time on… The LoTeEv — Animals Strike – in more ways than one!! I just did all of those cool things for realz and I’m not even lying! In the sea! The only person reading this is me 😦 at least that means I can get reeeeeeeeal personal with all this stuff 😉 Anyways so typing this is making me hackin dizzy so I have like writers block but for sickness.. writers stock of chicken soup for the soul? I’m back! *really really long drawn out super weird and uneventful awkward silence*. (Actually, no matter what I will respond though) Lets get started. 😉 I knew it! (Is that right? Well then this is good news for you! I just lost all my money, I’ll be in debt forever me my life is terrible now! {THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED} 😉 kills -> 🙂 —The End— Today is the day of justice. Ahh. *ring ring ring* hey wazzup *whos this ahhaha ehehe* its your future self boi. The same one that you saw earlier! Well that worked. Now that I think about it, they never said what book to bring, they just said my name. why do they always write WWII? That’s pretty good (I bet if your are reading this in the distant future than you think that a 64 gigabyte USB is awful. i could imagine anything i wanted there. Random fax! For example: “Hello there Chuckie! tomorrow, lunge take the time to enjoy the era we are in now. Don’t you remember me! I use too many exclamation marks! Eg. Six is equal to half a dozen. Someone starts pounding his fists. Genre Rap Comment by Garon J. not enough recognition. Well that’s that. Yep, i guarantee you thats how it happened. Something more exotic? Nahhhhhhhhhhh! If you have truly made it this far than… Give me your email and I will send you the answer to the zooreka challenge, free of charge! I’m back here again! Hehheheheheh…..heeeheehe..hehe… sigh. this has to be crazy, so I will have to break all the English language rules and the basic knowledge of the average human being. Hurrah! Well try the new pre-mixed ketchoke! not empty enough. Oh wait, it’s snow! When it strikes the ground, it pushes a meal pole towards you, so one end is in its hand while the other is in yours. This Has To Have Over 35,000 words the beat the current world record set by that person who made that flaming chicken handbooky thingy. Now you reader try to figure out what they were talking about. Yes sir, tis! I’m not talking to myself. “yes sir?” What are you guys wearing?! (Semi-truck to that coal-on) anyway, back to the point: [ see you soon 😉 ]THAT IS JUST SO CREEPY! Trump will no longer be president because of his orange skin. The thing is, the puppet of Joe is made of two mats stuck together, but there is a problem. Do you know what happened? Customer: I dont have any money 😦 Cashier: then put it back! It’s on sale! ; havejob = true; youremotion = “happy”;} else {cout << “life is great!”;}}. and i gotta new conspiracy for u! You will get pushed back at the exact time you hear to thunder! lets see… Contents… It says the contents page is on page 1… Wait – WHAT?!?! But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. NOOOO!!! Did you really make it this far? Now, we use are backwards method to come up with ‘Doc’. I think it’s like fern spores. The who do you think I am? The world is unjust! Hey why the flop is he doing that?” “It’s just… a Thing that he does…” “Oh.” “I have a great idea for this! I’m back! (If you can’t tell, I’m mocking that people that get offended by everything). I just fit in the second ‘piece’ of the puzzle! because you know that you would eventually get bored. Im back! Wait what is this ?? Anyway, back to the conspiracy) Where were we? By who? Also I have another Up-to-standard word idea to get more writing in! anyway, gotttttttttttaaaaaaa ggggoooooo. Guess what the prize was for second?!?! Leave your question in the comments down below ( and also your answer to your comments because a busy writer like me doesn’t heed to your delusion of getting a response from an esteemed author and self-published poet of sorts) and keep reading, because i have a possible solution. I’m going to type something about politics to sound super cool. GOOD JOB! Here’s another situation. Omelette (let me take your ohms which is a currency somewhere) Paska (what the hooey is that) Pasta (makes more sense) PeanutPickle (that sounds disgusting(were those separate?)) I’m going to make a fake movie trailer. i hate cheese and onion. (Jim Gaffigan) It’s actually not milk, Johnny that regurgitated blob is then stolen from us and eaten by people! (That sounds really good! It’s sparking… And fizzing… And poof! His slogan was “I will fight for american democrats” and he bathes in gold. Here goes: in section number 115132219018763992565095597973971522401 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook (i am very proud of that number by the way(*cue all geeks Laughing hysterically*)) STATES that the shearer of greatness (who’s that again?) I keep writing all this nonsensical blubber and I can’t stop. for all i know, the flaming chicken opponent who i will refer to from now on as sam (i don’t know why) is probably still adding to her posts. I then realised that the website is like 15 years old… but at least that makes it alot easier for me to beat her, right? Hmmm nothing u say? I’m sure glad I’m now a hedgehog! Life makes no sense. I could’ve easily beat the world record in only a month if I really tried. Find out next time on your favourite show, The Wheeeeeeeeeeeel of Death (Exurb1a). And not just any old barn-wood planks, mind you, but a board of fine stained oak as the flooring in the White House. hitler was happily taking over Austria and Poland when he then decided to take over France but France built a big wall thing to keep him out on the border between france and Germany so all Hitler did was go through Belgium to get to France and THAT is when our story is taking place.) I think I have a problem. What about canned tuna! theres no chance to succeed at anything creative in such an oversaturated environment, just like my analogy before with the monopoly companies. As in a doctor! I currently collect words, pins and the “to kill a mockingbird” series (not much work ( besides the fact that I have to give them (it) back to the library by tomorrow morning ( the last time I will ever bring a library book late again is when I borrowed the book entitled ‘How to sharpen a pencil for dummies’ (Don’t blame me! I think its the ladder (it is (the ladder i mean (the latter i mean (wait, is it the latte or the ladder? Artists may have starting painting to fill the struggle of boredom, and believe me you should take that struggle seriously, because without humans would have accomplished much, much less. And today I’m going to be talking about a very different scenario. I have a great idea! Well try playing teddy bear picnic! I don’t know what your opinion is on that subject, but I think it’s an awful idea, at least in my school. i’ve gotta make time to do this if wanna get the world record. Now that I think about this school, I don’t think we ever really learned anything there. So here it is! There is. While you figure that out, i’ll be sleeping, see ya : ) ///// I will not explain: —– There once was a cat. finally, i will buy dog sweaters (on sale at your local liquidation world!) The only problem is that the best employees get fired the fastest. Remember the plagues on Egypt? Whiteness? i just had thanksgiving while listening to christmas music and it was fun. you know those homeless people that sit on the ground and ask for money? But sir, our quota ends tomorrow! And all the adults were like, “Wow, those are the most useless toys EVER!! I also do c++ and make things like search engines, text adventures and cookie clickers! serious compilation of alliteration dedication!)) Oh well. And back to our regular program. they were the chicken nuggets of the vegetable world. Also, herb is pronounced erb. Like when I’m learning Japanese I’ll think what was ‘how are you’ again? This text is getting so long it’s getting laggy just typing on the same notes on my phone! 3" a rather intense sequel to the … And how many color cones does an eye have? That’s only 1,000 Books! (why is he called doctor suess anyway? 2. but what about when ai and robots have completely automated everything? And my guess is that you do too! goodbye. Now, I know what your thinking. Or the NVHSOTC. ” oh my life is mildy uncomfortable and difficult, I broke all of my fingers, toes, limbs, necks, mothers vases, favourite Guinness book of world records records, my most-used language rules, that kinda stuff. And you can to for only ten easy payments of ten bucks! The flu?” Who the heck are you? If i dont. wait… Tune only talks like the new rule i just made which means shes from the future! We have a 100% guarantee that you will never get sick again! Men! that’s why I don’t do that. there u go. That was it. Wow, that sound like my great aunt large (i typed in Marge but it auto corrected)! Ah. (Now that I think about it, this is a weird thing to be mad about). I THINK NOT! The Lyrics for The Longest Text Message by Childish Gambino have been translated into 1 languages Who's in love with you now? What a plan! Ha, gotcha there, didn’t I! Yay! In section 18w08b of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook it CLEARLY STATES that the king of oddly colored farm animals (that’s me!) This is a radio station, so people can just hear it! ( I think it does))) shallow fried stuff has half the fat, uses half the ‘deep fry juice’ (whatever they put in there) and has have the flavour! That would definetly work. I think I got it!] It’s great! That means that if the ninja punches faster than the speed of sound (a lot faster though) then he will be able to compress the board into a space time warping black hole) The Writer is plunged into the endless oblivion of the cascading incomprehension that is the sixth dimension. Deep fried mars bars, deep fries cool aid! and, since all i said was (partial) truth, it will be a great era. well just be remebered to them as the precursor, the comma from nothing to perfection. (Assuming people still bought the same amount ( I think I can trust the general population)) it turns out that if we want to double the profits by decreasing things by ten percent, we would have to do it seven times. have you always wanted to be a shepherd but sheep taste too good you just can’t stop yourself from eating your herd? Feminists are great! WELL IT IS A COOL SONG WITH FASCINATING LYRICS HERE IT IS TYPED BY YOUR TOOTHY: To be or not to be That is the question What is nobler in the mind Through the toils of slings and arrows Of great fortune And when i slept i had a dream A dream of great sorrow And i will have that dream At least until tomorrow! What makes me not sleep at night. sorry, i had to much sugar 🙂 gotta go you know bro do. Every reproduction of this text must have a copyright notice as following: copyrighted and trademarked and patented an registered and stuff to RainbowFluffySheep Ltd. Howdy pawtna! We have gotten pretty far on our journey of solving the question of the illuminati, although we have not quite accomplished the full desired outcome yet. Which means instead of selling these cornflakes: Box height: 1 meter; Box length: 1 meter; Box width: 1 meter; Percent of cornflake that is cornflake ( not air): 100%; Percent of box filled with bag: 100%; Percent of bag filled with cornflakes: 100%; Production cost: 10 cents; they could sell these: Box height, width & length: 0.9 meters; Percent of cornflake that is cornflake ( not air): 90%; Percent of box filled with bag: 90%; Percent of bag filled with cornflakes: 90%; Production cost: 9 cents; they would make double the profits! I should talk about my middle school! A phone with a lot of space could be the peach, because the pit is like the hard-drive! looking freak! * (if you can’t figure THAT one out then you need to get your flubber out of here! I remember that i was just about to eat one of my fries when I noticed something mushy and moist and [insert gross color like green or brown] on the end of one of my fries! Why is orange so popular? The sensei grabbed his handheld torpedo launcher and shot it at The Writer. It doesn’t take much time to send a sweet text message to your loved one but he will surely feel special for the text … The Longest Text Message Lyrics: Who's in love with you now? (((new-layer=1))) perfect, the default layer is 0. in the manual it said that i auto reset back to my original time and layer everytime i come back to type, which means if i want to come back here ill have to manually do it, shame. the Mulligan family is about to go to McRonalds and order 43 brussels sprouts (you would have to have been paying very close attention and know some math to understand that joke) and when they get them (after lots of quarrels with the manager (a bit of a parker square if you ask me (you probably don’t understand that either(if you want to feel like you know all these inside jokes, just look em up on the web! Wait. !” If you both want to rule with hate , just hate each other equally so this can be over with!!!! Oh yes. Now that I think about it for a little bit, what IS an exercise balls intended purpose? Now where is he? i will steal something from that person but do it better. In Fermi Estimation, you can be off by 100x in either direction and it doesn’t really matter. HAHAHA! So, what gender is associated with being big! i really hope the former. everyone loved them! Smells good ya! Ahh this makes sense now, NEST, as in META. If it is a two, replace noun with Internet related company + fan.) You must be Bilbo Baggins, reader! There is a haircut called “meet me at McDonald’s” that is BANNED where I live. {0o…0} He did!? CUZ THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME! What happens if we squish them all together. It’s all starting to make sense to me now! Like who was sitting there in their layzboy having diet Pepsi (or popsee to avoid copyright infringement (and that’s when I checked my forehead, and sure enough, there was a mint there)) And then they realise… Hey! Users who reposted this track MIA<3. Yea, that was a short topic. The mat is a dream. *sniffling in the background. Anyway, I’m just saying don’t be so Judge Judy (which is a great show (because you get to watch that big person swing a meat-hammer at a table (I’ve always wanted to do that))) all the time. because if were going to be happy, we need eachother. you know all those fancy magazines/restaurants that always have really fancy food pictures with meat and brussels sprouts and all the old people say “wow! Ahhhhhhhhhh pan, to be precise! (But that was only two, Harold. Someone related to me is making a huge campfire in our mudroom using only a tealight and matches! Don’t steal my works and post it on another website (actually, your website is probably too high standard for this nonsense). Jumping _____ ate many jars containing marmalade. ( i’m just going explain this now, but throughout this demonstration i’m going to be changing the currency symbol for comedic effect, but now that i think about it, explaining it ruins what little comedic effect what there at all, but i’m going to keep all of this anyways : ] ) And then you get 20 people to give you $20 each and you give them Â¥30 back. How could you be so – dense – ation! But how wise can someone be who has six toes!!! Don’t worry! So if you happen to own any of these said pillows, throw them away!! Many evil stares. And then I see that people want quantity, not quality! People always say owls are wise! Bye!!! It can only store like 60 million letters! I eat a lot of pie and I love it too. What’s up with everyone wanting to deep fry things? a sign on the first door says META, you open the door and ffaallllll iiiinnnssiddeeee….. ^-^[welcome to meta! Also, adults always say stuff like “lookie here, cabbage is a new superfood!” “Howdya know ma?” “It what they say nowadays” “what time is nowadays ma?” “1945” (coincidentally the same family apparently) but who’s ‘they’ think about that, and listen to how often people say that. * this was test, and only a test. First of all, as you know, it costs around $60 to buy a single ink cartridge!! first ill pop back in time (((<))) section 55555 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook STATES that the fifth dimension should exist, with code-accessible layers. Fun fact of the paragraph: 2 to 3 times a week is almost the same as every 2 or 3 days. (Assuming 8 hours a day, five days a week at minimum wage) That’s 32 YEARS! Let’s say you work for 12 hours a day, seven days a week for $20 an hour, that’s still 238 weeks!

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